I have one of those jobs where people don’t always “get” what I do. I get asked pretty funny questions about my job sometimes, so in case any of you are curious, here are some answers.

Q: Do you work from home?

No, I do not make jewelry cleaner at home in my bathtub!

Q: One time, I got this great jewelry cleaner at the fair! Do you sell it all the fair?

I do not sell The Kingswood Company jewelry care formularies at state fairs countrywide. We are not Sham Wow. The person who sells it at the fair probably did make it at home in the bathtub!

Q: Can you drink it?

We drink it all the time! Fountain of youth, baby, fountain of youth.*

*For insurance purposes, we do not actually drink it.

Q: Does your jewelry cleaner come in purple?

We’re workin’ on it!